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kirbi



Poos: 565
@ 9:11 PM Feb 07, 2009
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I go to the University of Georgia, which is supposed to be a pretty good school.

Well, I am doing a group project with assigned group members and my job is to compile all of the information into a decent format. I just got this email from a guy in our group.

Read the question that he was supposed to answer and then his answer:

1.2. Describe how you can use information technology (IT) to help you efficiently obtain the data.

Information technology can is used in all three of the websites that we chose for our data sources. Each website uses IT to organize the information of names and provide and easy way to access these different names in whichever way they are organized.


I am so confused. How do people like this even make it past kindergarten?

EvilTheDoom



Posts: 3600
@ 5:33 AM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
How can someone in college not realize that he left out the word "and" in the first sentence between "can" and "is_SMEAR_TEST_"

doomish



Posts: 18286
@ 5:39 AM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: danielle undead
I fucking hate group work_SMEAR_TEST_ I have to do a presentation in my advertising class with a 'team mate' and it is worth 35% of my mark_SMEAR_TEST_ I hate that shit_SMEAR_TEST_

But at least I got partnered with a grad student who seems to know what she's talking about, so that's good_SMEAR_TEST_

I am sorry you got stuck with a retard, Kirbi!

TartanTarget



Posts: 1636
@ 5:43 AM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: thetartantarget
If there's one thing that I wish I'd done at University (besides the glaringly obvious MORE RANDOM SEX) it'd be dumping every single piece of dead weight I got lumbered with on group projects_SMEAR_TEST_ They drag down the overall quality of whatever it is you're working on and at the end of it, they always seemed completely oblivious to the fact that they'd spent the past 6 weeks stoned off their face as opposed to, y'know, working_SMEAR_TEST_

Don't waste your time with these people_SMEAR_TEST_ Ultimately, if someone in your group isn't pulling their weight it's going to wind up making you look bad_SMEAR_TEST_

kirbi



Posts: 565
@ 1:57 PM Feb 08, 2009
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I know_SMEAR_TEST_ This really sucks_SMEAR_TEST_ At least my other four team members seem to know what's going on_SMEAR_TEST_ Kind of_SMEAR_TEST_

I wish we could just kick him out of the group for being a dumbass_SMEAR_TEST_

kansasisntsofar



Posts: 602
@ 3:47 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: adastraadalta
His answer just seems rushed and unedited, and he probably meant:

"Information technology can is used in all three of the websites that we chose for our data sources_SMEAR_TEST_ Each website uses IT to organize the information of names and provide and easy way to access these different names in whichever way they are organized_SMEAR_TEST_"

Granted, the answer's ridiculously generic and doesn't seem to respond to the question at all_SMEAR_TEST_

That said, I hate group work; other people never know what they're doing_SMEAR_TEST_

sarah



Posts: 239
@ 4:21 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: faaancypants
college sucks! i'm glad im almost done

Hunter



Posts: 16787
@ 5:02 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: The Mighty Muck
Ugh, the English I'm in is full of retards_SMEAR_TEST_ Here's a sample of one of the journal entries_SMEAR_TEST_

"In the story Judith decides she rather kill the cat then have the cat nudered_SMEAR_TEST_ I believe she does this because if she nuders the cat she feels it would take the cats pride away, also the cat would not feel like much of a cat because it would not be able to do what cats do, so she has it killed_SMEAR_TEST_"

This is English Comp II, meaning they PASSED English Comp I_SMEAR_TEST_

Hunter



Posts: 16787
@ 5:03 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: The Mighty Muck
:psyduck:

kaitlin



Posts: 181
@ 5:32 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: xkaitlincorex
oh god, i used to HATE group projects_SMEAR_TEST_ i was a fashion major at a school in northern new jersey which meant i had to deal with dumb, catty, guidettes_SMEAR_TEST_

EvilTheDoom



Posts: 3600
@ 5:50 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
No one else sees the irony about Kirbi complaining about someone's dumb response when she was too dumb to see it was a simple e-mail typing error and either adding or deleting a single word helps the whole sentence make sense completely?

Okay_SMEAR_TEST_

doomish



Posts: 18286
@ 5:50 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: danielle undead
The one thing I hate almost as much as group work is 'peer editing sessions'_SMEAR_TEST_

I do not want to attempt to redpen all the terrible grammar in some retard's essay_SMEAR_TEST_
I also do not want them giving me any sort of style suggestions about my writing_SMEAR_TEST_

EvilTheDoom



Posts: 3600
@ 6:02 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
Really? This has turned into a thread about group work and not about how Kirbi is extra fucking idiotic?

Okay_SMEAR_TEST_

ricky



Posts: 161
@ 6:05 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
you noticed though so that means everything is ok_SMEAR_TEST_

kirbi



Posts: 565
@ 6:31 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
Wow, Tim_SMEAR_TEST_ I really didn't notice that_SMEAR_TEST_ /sarcasm

Do YOU not realize he doesn't even respond to the question asked, or that his last sentence makes absolutely no sense?

EvilTheDoom



Posts: 3600
@ 6:32 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
he added a d to AN_SMEAR_TEST_

My point is, Kirbi, that you can't seem to edit in your head_SMEAR_TEST_

jess



Posts: 2579
@ 6:35 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
i dont get it

kirbi



Posts: 565
@ 6:38 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
The last sentence corrected:

"Each website uses IT to organize the information of names and provide an easy way to access these different names in whichever way they are organized_SMEAR_TEST_"

May I mention that we had 5 days each to work on the answers to our questions_SMEAR_TEST_ May I also mention that you have to be a freaking retard to not notice mistakes in your answer before submitting it when you have had five days? May I also mention that we can see the way information is organized on the website so what the hell does "in whichever way they are organized" even mean_SMEAR_TEST_

This guy is clearly lazy and clearly a dumbass_SMEAR_TEST_


kirbi



Posts: 565
@ 6:40 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
Tim, are you seriously being this retarded right now?

I noticed that to begin with_SMEAR_TEST_ That is one of the many reasons his answer is so stupid_SMEAR_TEST_ Also what the fuck does "Information technology can and is used in all three of the websites that we chose for our data sources_SMEAR_TEST_" mean anyway?

You did a shitty job of editing in your head_SMEAR_TEST_ I could understand thinking he meant "can be and is used" in the sentence, but not your interpretation of his mistake_SMEAR_TEST_


kirbi



Posts: 565
@ 6:46 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
I absolutely love how I am being called "fucking idiotic" and "dumb" by you, when you cannot even comprehend what is wrong with the guy's submission_SMEAR_TEST_

EvilTheDoom



Posts: 3600
@ 6:47 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
Group work stinks!

doomish



Posts: 18286
@ 6:48 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim: danielle undead
WHEN DID TIM TURN INTO JACK

EvilTheDoom



Posts: 3600
@ 6:50 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
Does this mean you are all going to suck my dick now?

kirbi



Posts: 565
@ 6:50 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
I don't recall Jack ever being this stupid while attempting to be an ass_SMEAR_TEST_ I may be wrong_SMEAR_TEST_

EvilTheDoom



Posts: 3600
@ 6:52 PM Feb 08, 2009
Aim:
Hey, sorry I don't know enough about Information Technologies in order to form a reasonable answer to a college level question_SMEAR_TEST_

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