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i will ham steak you if your lied to me >:)
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i take offense that to be ham steak'd is a bad thing_SMEAR_TEST_ but whatever_SMEAR_TEST_
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This guy played bassoon and tried picking me up using philosophy_SMEAR_TEST_ He took me to his parents place the first time we hooked up, where he made me hummus, and his mother showed me pictures of him during elementary school_SMEAR_TEST_ He then he tried to feel me up and unzip my pants in the study while watching Inherit the Wind_SMEAR_TEST_ He always spoke in a different accent everyday, what a creep_SMEAR_TEST_
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man_SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST_ this is full of win felipe_SMEAR_TEST_ good job ol' chap
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2b ham steakd is the new scarlet letter
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This guy went totally nuts mid-bone and ran out of the room_SMEAR_TEST_ When he came back, he yelled “I HOPE I DON’T WAKE UP TOMORROW BUT IF I DO I HOPE I NEVER REMEMBER YOU!!!!” and then broke a lot of dishes before leaving_SMEAR_TEST_ I had no idea what I did, and still don’t
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In high school, I allegedly deflowered this hot, quirky sexpot who believed that he was some reincarnated version of The Crow and was obsessed with Type-O Negative_SMEAR_TEST_ After we broke up, I found out that his bizarre relationship with his mother was far worse than I imagined: he had taken his Oedipus complex to fruition, and rumor had it he was banging his mom during the same period we were fucking_SMEAR_TEST_ Impressive_SMEAR_TEST_
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this girl has been around_SMEAR_TEST_
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I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS LITERALLY ABOUT PHIL, AND I WASN'T AT ALL SURPRISED TO SEE IT POSTED_SMEAR_TEST_
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This guy came over to my house and after only a few moments of passion, he left saying he had to leave to go make cupcakes with his older sister_SMEAR_TEST_ Talk about having your cake and eating it too! Or uurrr…something_SMEAR_TEST_
Best fucking hit and quit excuse ever_SMEAR_TEST_ "oh shit, i would stay but i promised my sister i would make cupcakes!"
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hails
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@ 7:32 PM Feb 04, 2009
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it's not just one girl's dude, girls can submit dudes_SMEAR_TEST_
my friend serie's friend (they are in NYC) made this site and I've known about it since they got kicked off tumblr a few weeks back_SMEAR_TEST_
I actually entered a dude on there and it was posted_SMEAR_TEST_
ain't saying who_SMEAR_TEST_
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the coat has been telling me to go to this site for so long, but i was like no bitch stfu_SMEAR_TEST_ maybe i'll click the link today_SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST_
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and when i say 'so long' i mean like_SMEAR_TEST_ a week_SMEAR_TEST_
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jess
Posts: 2579
@ 10:01 PM Feb 04, 2009
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i hope this one, hailey: "This dude cried while we were having sex about his ex-gf, and said that he hadn’t had sex in a long time (right) before he proceeded to jackhammer me into oblivion_SMEAR_TEST_ We were pretty wasted so I didn’t think to look for the condom we had used until, hello! it appeared 4 days later from_SMEAR_TEST_ my_SMEAR_TEST_ VAGINA!"
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oh ha_SMEAR_TEST_ this was a tumblr blog about two weeks ago, got taken down after the 3rd day_SMEAR_TEST_
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jess
Posts: 2579
@ 10:54 PM Feb 04, 2009
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this site is annoying, kinda_SMEAR_TEST_ all of these girls are like "THIS GUY HAD GROSS SMEGMA_SMEAR_TEST_ I LET HIM FUCK ME_SMEAR_TEST_ HE'S A LOSER" or "HE HAD A RIDICULOUSLY HAIRY BUSH AND SMALL DICK_SMEAR_TEST_ I LET HIM BUTT FUCK ME A FEW TIMES AND HE EVENTUALLY STOPPED CALLING_SMEAR_TEST_ HE STILL LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS>"
_SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST_why are these girls allowing themselves to be fucked by these guys? if a guy had a dirty dick, i would frown and make up an excuse like "I NEED TO GO HOME NOW_SMEAR_TEST_ EARLY MORNING TOMORROW_SMEAR_TEST_" And I would not let some nasty small dick enter my poophole_SMEAR_TEST_ i don't get it_SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST__SMEAR_TEST_???
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LizRULES
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@ 11:19 PM Feb 04, 2009
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"I found this D&D lover on the internet, and the fact that he taught chess for a living should have raised a red flag_SMEAR_TEST_ Did I suspect that he could only orgasm by flattening his body out like an ironing board and yelp-grunting his way to climax? Um, no_SMEAR_TEST_"
This is my favorite one i think_SMEAR_TEST_
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Mat
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@ 1:42 AM Feb 05, 2009
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HAHAHA YES liz_SMEAR_TEST_ thats my fav also_SMEAR_TEST_
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jess
Posts: 2579
@ 1:46 AM Feb 05, 2009
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can we turn this into a real thread where girls share their stories (with photos accompanying them)??
i will totally start, except my old myspace was ham steakd and i don't know where to find those guys i fucked_SMEAR_TEST_ i am going to start searching, though_SMEAR_TEST_
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